Hillary Clinton’s election book titled 'What Happened' - NY Daily News
Apparently the original version of the title included one “fuck” and three poop emojis.
Rouhani Wins Re-election in Iran by a Wide Margin - The New York Times
Rouhani, who hosted a popular game show…wait, no? We’re still the only ones who did that?
Advisers Urge Trump to Hire an Outside Lawyer - The New York Times
Better call Saul.
Trump revealed highly classified information to Russian foreign minister and ambassador - The Washington Post
Oddly enough, it’s still not as much intel as he’s shared with several Mar-A-Lago busboys.
Trump gets 2 scoops of ice cream, everyone else gets 1 - CNNPolitics.com
The more important question, of course, is how many portions of strawberries does he get?
McConnell Defends Trump as Schumer Calls for Special Prosecutor - The New York Times
On some floor in the White House is a map with a place called McConnellville and Mitch is gonna get what’s his.
James Patterson and Bill Clinton Team Up to Write a Novel - The New York Times
It’s Clinton’s 1st fiction since his original Lewinski answers & the 1st President fiction since Trump’s last Tweet.
Trump’s 2nd Nominee for Army Secretary Withdraws - The New York Times
Who knew picking an Army Secretary was so complicated?
The GOP is voting to undo Obamacare without knowing how many people would lose health insurance - The Washington Post
But they know that they are not, and that’s the only part that matters.